Amazing Bog/Swamps

There's at least five good swamps (that I've found) in this area alone;

1.  Huge mid-waist deep manure (doesn't smell strong at all)2.  Wet and sloppy knee deep bog3.  Mid-knee deep bog, good for getting boots trashed.4.  Cool little knee high mixture of mud/manure.5.  Best for last:   Chest high, bog of smooth slimy, sticky brown mud!  Great size *enough for three fully   grown guys to play around in while laying down*  The best part is --  it's completely   secluded!
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